in 2000 A.D.  (in the year of our Lord)

Jesus ... son of God, Prince of Peace, social reformer

"Washington needs some new blood, and I've shed plenty."

Moby ... techno artist, philsopher, relative of Herman Melville

"Rock y'all nonstop, we rock the body, rock the body,
get with me, gonna set you free."


Jesus Christ has a proven record.  He's healed the sick.  He's raised the dead.  He's fed the masses and given hope and inspiration to the world.  He even died for your sins.  Can the other candidates say the same?

Moby has sold millions of records.  He wrote that really cool song "Porcelain."  He's versatile, he writes and plays all of his own music, he's bald, he's named after a big fish.  Can the other candidates say the same?


Our platform is simple

We believe that the world will be a better place if we all would ...

Judge not lest ye be judged.

Turn the other cheek.

Love thy neighbor.

Party all night.

Jesus saves
Moby spins
And the country rocks its way into the new millennium


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